Movie Nikos the Impaler (2003) download free


Movie Nikos the Impaler download free! Book Title: Nikos the Impaler
Directors: Andreas Schnaas
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Thriller
Release Date: 2003-03-08
Stars: Joe Zaso,Felissa Rose,Andreas Schnaas
User ratings: 6.2
Number of downloads: 2240
File size: 28.39 Mb
Page views: 4723
Video quality: DCP
Last download: 20 days ago
IMDb Rating: 3.5
Country: Germany
Language: English


Full movie description "Nikos the Impaler":

Due to a botched robbery attempt, a ruthless Romanian barbarian is somehow resurrected in modern day New York and begins wreaking havok on a small Manhattan art-house. Chaos ensues as the patrons of the establishment band together to fight for their lives.


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I do not use the term "Worst film of all time" lightly. Make no mistake, Nikos the Impaler is truly, the worst motion picture I have ever seen. And it's shocking to me this isn't in the IMDb bottom 250, let alone bottom 5. I guess some people see gore and that's all they need. Which is understandable, if you're a psychopath. So where to start? Well, lets start with the partially lobotomized director's approach at writing. I dared to put on the commentary. When he came to an early character scene, he said the following "this is one of those blah blah scenes, when we're waiting for the cool bloody stuff to happen". I'm slightly paraphrasing, but why the hell is this guy even making movies? Simply to stage over the top gore, and often rather fake looking gore? The man looks at character scenes simply as filler. Not ways to further the story, to involve the audience in their plight, to make you understand them so you can understand what they do. It's all negligible to him, and damned does it show. Because these are the most poorly illustrated, non descript, two dimensional characters you'll ever see. And there's a handful of performers who show potential here and there, but they're squandered. For a movie trying to emulate a film look, they do a terrible terrible job. And most of the characters heads are cut off! (I mean by the framing of the picture, later in the picture, their heads will be cut off.. perhaps its foreshadowing) But after doing a little research, it may in fact be the dumbbell director's fault and not the director of photography. The framing went south in a poorly done DVD transfer. After an extremely uninvolving, unbelievably poorly directed opening act, Nikos is brought back to life, and begins hacking up people in New York. Folks, that's the whole rest of the movie. I'm not kidding. Not to mention, there's one obligatory nudie shower scene simply for the hell of it. Andre, if I ever meet you in person, I want to let you know, you are the absolute worst director, in human history. Yes, I understand it's an extremely low budget film, but for the love of God, put some effort into something other than over the top, horribly unbelievable blood splatter. This movie is a crime against motion pictures in general and its success will only mean we're going to see more work from this disgustingly untalented filmmaker. And you know what's funny? I hear this is his best film! Dear Lord.


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